Monday, January 22, 2007

A legitimate request: "Bush's Chicken in Dallas, Texas."

What I heard: "Bush is chicken in Dallas, Texas."

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

There's nothing quite so wonderful as being seated not only in full view of the wait to be seated area but almost the entire front entrance of the mall when your "charming" son stands up in the booth, pulls his thing out, and announces to everyone, "See my big penis? My love my big penis!"