Sunday, December 10, 2006

My kids are not happy that I'm working. I'm glad the semester is over so I can just work the four days a week and spend the rest of the time with them. Next semester's going to suck but I'll have a butt load of money saved up plus I'll get a bursary (finally) and I'll be able to afford all the fun things I don't have money for now.

Prank calling kids all night at work. Here are some of the highlights:

1) Two kids from Montreal wanted me to look up the phone numbers for all the players of the Montreal Canadiennes.
2) Boy calls up my male co-worker and asks to speak to a girl because he never gets to talk to girls and is told to call a girl.
3) Probably the same kid calls me and says "I want to fuck you up." "What?" "I want to grab your boobies." I told him everyone gets charged just for dialling.
4) Same kid calls back and says "Um... will you go out with me?" "Are you aware that all the calls you've made from (quote phone number) are going to show up on your parents phone bill?" "Uhhh... uhhh..."
5) People in North Carolina and Texas hate me because I can't understand them.


Blogger Jer said...

Aaaahhh the Carolinians... assholes, each and every one. No exageration. Texans arenot quite as bad. They're merely rude.

3:42 AM  
Blogger Boo! said...

I have to add that, at a rate of 100%, people from Bryson, NC are the rudest people I've ever encountered. Every sngle of one of them has been stupid (agreeing to every single suggestion I have made; as in "Yes! That's exactly how it's spelled!" three or four times over) and then threw a tantrum if it didn't work. Every single one of them. Must be something in the water.

9:13 PM  

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