I'm looking forward to my days off next week. I'm not going to answer any calls from work because there's no way I'm letting them talk me into working. It seems I spend all my time there already. I didn't expect to catch on to the job this fast. Five days of intense training with exams that must be passed or the job is lost is kind of intimidating and getting thrown into it right away and then learning there are much quicker tricks than those learned in training is disappointing. First I was scared, then I felt efficient, now I'm bored.

My daughter was a princess tonight.

Big Christmas concert tomorrow!

My darling daughter got invited to a birthday party. I had to peel her off the wall to get her to bed.

My kids are not happy that I'm working. I'm glad the semester is over so I can just work the four days a week and spend the rest of the time with them. Next semester's going to suck but I'll have a butt load of money saved up plus I'll get a bursary (finally) and I'll be able to afford all the fun things I don't have money for now.


Prank calling kids all night at work. Here are some of the highlights:

1) Two kids from Montreal wanted me to look up the phone numbers for all the players of the Montreal Canadiennes.
2) Boy calls up my male co-worker and asks to speak to a girl because he never gets to talk to girls and is told to call a girl.
3) Probably the same kid calls me and says "I want to fuck you up." "What?" "I want to grab your boobies." I told him everyone gets charged just for dialling.
4) Same kid calls back and says "Um... will you go out with me?" "Are you aware that all the calls you've made from (quote phone number) are going to show up on your parents phone bill?" "Uhhh... uhhh..."
5) People in North Carolina and Texas hate me because I can't understand them.

Here's something I probably shouldn't post:

Guy: Hi, I got this bill in the mail. They want me to pay $110... what happened?
Me: Who sent you the bill?
Guy: (tells me the company name)
Me: Is there a number for them on the back of the bill?
Guy: Yes.
Me: Can you call that number, please?
Guy: Okay. Thanks operator.


Not long after that there was the guy who wanted a woman's number and I couldn't find it so he asked for mine. Not only did I not give it to him, I FIANLLY got to charge someone just for asking. Ha!

Daughter: Mom, why is mine and ...'s room always a mess?
Me: Because you guys never pick up your toys.
D: Awww, you're so smart!
M: ...